Matt keeps asking me who is smarter: Sammy the dog, or Patrick the baby. Of course I say Patrick, but then he says things like, "Sammy knows how to sit and shake when we tell him to, but Patrick doesn't. Or, Sammy knows how to run out the front door before it closes on him, and Patrick can't do that."
I know deep in my brain is a good explanation of animal v. human brain, but at the present time I just can't process it.
I could say that Patrick knows how to use super scanner radar to find the most dangerous object in the room to put in his mouth, or has an inner time ticker that know that exact moment the baby wipes in the diaper bag run out.
That'll prove it!