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5 Minutes in the Life of An Escaped Baby Convict

by Sarah Turner Clover Lane

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Watch me squeeze my huge head through a 2″ opening.

By smashing my face against the mesh. Only hurts for a sec.

 

See, not so bad! Especially when you have a Superman onesie on.

I pretty much always escape unnoticed. I attribute it to my skill, but I think it might have more to do with birth order.

 

Toliet…now flushed…and flushed…and flushed again.

 

Erector set pieces…dangerous small parts. Second only to the toliet.

 

Costumes. OH, look…

 

A Mafia-style hat. Couldn’t be more perfect.

 

Toliet.

Inserting erector set pieces into sister’s dollhouse.

 

Toilet paper.

 

Hunting for end-of-crime-spree-snack in garbage.

All good things must come to an end.

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January 25, 2009 · 7 Comments

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  1. Anonymous says

    January 26, 2009 at 5:31 am

    He seems to be in the exact replica of the little toddler boy in the “I’ll Love You Forever” book.

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  2. Anonymous says

    January 26, 2009 at 7:40 am

    Hey Sarah,
    Just wanted to let you know that I got your response. Thanks for commenting on my blog too. 😉
    One more thing- my daughter that is turning 7 this week is OBSESSED with snuggies. I didn’t enter your giveaway because she wants a pink and red one that I bought the fabric for. And like you, spent more than what they are advertised for. What is up with that? Kids are F-U-N. Thoroughly enjoyed your Snuggie!

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  3. Anonymous says

    January 26, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Patrick is soo cute!

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  4. Anonymous says

    January 26, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    Loved following him around after the escape! Fun clean up for mommy too!

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  5. Anonymous says

    January 26, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    I am surprised he didn’t throw some marbles down to divert your chase! What a stinker he is!

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  6. Anonymous says

    January 27, 2009 at 1:17 am

    This was a great post! The toilet paper! I can totally relate!

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  7. Anonymous says

    January 28, 2009 at 4:15 am

    Sarah, this is sooooo cool. I have tears in my eyes as I think of all you have been through and all the blessings you have yet to come. It is an honor to have been a small part of your family. Thank you for trusting your care to us! It was great to see you today!!

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